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> 친목게임 br /> In a "friendly" poker game, the town''s doctor was taking a fri- ghtful shellacking. On the next turn of the cards, the doctor drew another ace. Unfortunately Joe, sitting at his right, chose this moment to suffer a heart attack and s...

한국경제 | 1993.03.04 00:00

> 공명선거 br /> Jack and Bill were rivals in a bitter election campaign. They tried to agree on ground rules. "Look," said Jack "we''ll have to make this a clean campaign. For a start I''ll promise to tell no more lies about you." "Good," answered Bi...

한국경제 | 1993.03.03 00:00

Customer : "I want a pair of stockings." Clerk : "For your wife, or shall I show you something special, better?" ===================================================== * clerk : (상점) 점원 ===================================================== 손님- "...

한국경제 | 1993.03.02 00:00

A congressman, defeated in his fight for re-election, inserted this ad in his local newspaper: "I wish to thank all those who voted for me, and my wife wishes to thank all those who didn''t." ======================================================...

한국경제 | 1993.03.01 00:00

... "국민의 세금으로 형성된 국가예산도 합 법적.효율적으로 쓰이도록 철저히 감사하겠다"고 밝혔는데 `추상같은'' 내용 탓인지 의원석도 물을 끼얹은 듯 조용. 한완상 통일원장관은 "강의엔 자신이 있는데 이 자리에 서니 떨린다" 고 유머를 던진 뒤 "국민과 함께 호흡하고 그 느낌과 정서를 대변하는 의원 여러분의 도움 없이는 국민의 합의를 바탕으로 한 통일정책에 성공 할수 없다"며 협조를 당부. 또 허신행농림수산부장관은 "농어촌경제가 역사이래 가장 심각한 위기에 ...

한국경제 | 1993.02.28 00:00

An old man goes to a cathouse, knocks on the floor, and the madam answers. "Can I help you?" she says. The man says, "Yes. I''d like a woman." The madam says, "How old are you?" He says, "I''m ninety-six years old." She says, "Ninety-six years ...

한국경제 | 1993.02.26 00:00

An English evangelist broke off his preaching tour in Iowa. "I never minded people looking at their watches while I talked," he told his agent. "But do you know what they do out there? They shake them." ===========================================...

한국경제 | 1993.02.25 00:00

Three old man were discussing the ideal way of leaving this world quickly. The first, aged 75, wanted to be killed in a car accident. The second, aged 85, preferred a plane crash. After a while, the third, aged 95, gave his idea. "I''d rather be...

한국경제 | 1993.02.24 00:00

A worried-looking man in a florist shop asked for potted shop geraniums. The clerk, out of geraniums, suggested roses. "No, they won''t do," replied the man. "I promised my wife I''d water her geraniums while she was away." =====================...

한국경제 | 1993.02.23 00:00

In a survey recently conducted, husbands were asked the question: "Do you talk to your wife when you are making love?" Fifty percent said they did not. Twenty percent said yes. Twenty-five percent said sometimes. Four percent said they couldn''t...

한국경제 | 1993.02.22 00:00