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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 전가
A worried lady drove a rather battered car into a garage. "Do you think you can fix these front fenders so my husband won''t konw I banged them up?" she inquired anxiously. The experienced garage man said, "We can''t do that, lady, but we can fix...
한국경제 | 1993.02.08 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 장광설
Remind your minister of this story of Mark Twain''s: "I once heard a preacher who was very good. I decided to give him every cent I had with me. But he kept at it too long . So I decided to keep the bills and just give him my loose change. Ten mi...
한국경제 | 1993.02.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 유머영어 > 노인의 기도
The old man over ninety was walking down the main street with a friend when one of the town''s most beautiful debutantes ankled by. He gave her the eye, sighed, and murmured, "Ah, if I were only eighty again!" ====================================...
한국경제 | 1993.02.04 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 갈취
"I saw you kissing my sister!" "Here''s two shillings, don''t tell anyone!" "You can have a shilling back. Why should you pay more then others.?" ============================================= "난 봤어. 우리 누나랑 키스하는 걸" "옛다 2실링받고 그 소리 입밖에 내지마" "1실링은...
한국경제 | 1993.02.01 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 재치
Two silver-haired old ladies wobbled down the main street in their moth-eaten car, made an illegal turn, and ignored the traffic officer''s endeavors to stop them. He finally caught up with them. "Didn''t you hear my whistle ?" he demanded angril...
한국경제 | 1993.01.27 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 패디와 대디
The family had a dog named Paddy whom a daughter aged 9 and a son aged 7 adored. One day Paddy was run over by a truck and killed. When they came home from school Mama said, "Children, Paddy was killed this morning." To her surprise, neither of t...
한국경제 | 1993.01.26 00:00
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[영화] 첫사랑 ..
... 쓰린 느낌에 매혹 되고마는 소녀의 심리변화가 섬세하게 그려지고 있다. "개그맨" "나의 사랑 나의 신부"에서 독특한 미학을 선보인 이명세감 독의 세번째 작품. 파스텔톤의 아름다운 화면과 재치있게 삽입된 애니 메이션, 유머를 잃지않는 부드러운 영화의 흐름이 특징적이다. 김혜수의 깜찍한 연기와 송영창의 의뭉스러운 모습도 좋은 조화를 이 룬다. 주인공은 시골대학의 미술학과에 갓입학한 영신(김혜수). 연극반 의 일원인 영신은 연극연출가 창욱(송영창)을 ...
한국경제 | 1993.01.21 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 속물근성
At a social affair in Vienna years ago a Viennese snob said, in the presence of an Englishman, that it was strange that all the best company in the city spoke French, but not the English. The English said, "that is not all surprising. After all, ...
한국경제 | 1993.01.20 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 오발
The telephone rang in the school office, and the principal picked up the phone. "I''m calling for Jimmy Jones", said the caller, "and he won''t be at school today. He''s sick." "That''s all right," the principal replied. "Thank you for calling, ...
한국경제 | 1993.01.18 00:00
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[해외유머]
학교에서 돌아온 꼬마녀석은 사뭇 들떠서 자기가 산수의 명수라고 우쭐댔다. "하나에 하나를 더하면 몇이냐?"하고 어머니가 물었다. "아직 거기까지는 가지 않았어
한국경제 | 1993.01.15 00:00