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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `완전 해방'
Salesman : "This machine will do half your work." Customer : "Fine, I''ll take two.!" ________________________________________________________ 판매원 : "이 기계는 당신일을 절반이나 덜어줄 것 입니다." 고 객 : "좋아요. 그러면 두대를 사도록 하죠 "
한국경제 | 1992.11.09 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `추 태'
The husband came home intoxicated after a party. As he walked up the front steps of his home, he fell and cut his face. He realized that he must stop the bleeding so he went to the bathroom and got to work. Next morning his wife accused him of c...
한국경제 | 1992.11.07 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `팁'
George: "I take a meal out occasionally but I never get to the same restaurant twice." Dick : "I don''t ever leave a tip either." ________________________________________________________________ * take a meal out : 외식하다 _________________________...
한국경제 | 1992.11.06 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 검약
An old farmer was once asked by a young man how it was he had become so rich. " It is a long story," said the old man, "and while I''m telling it we may as well save the candle." And he put it out. "You need not tell story," said the youth "I un...
한국경제 | 1992.11.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `은 행'
> 은 행 br /> A young banker picked up the telephone. " No.No.No.No.No.Yes." The vice-president of the bank overheard him and grumbled. " What do you mean by saying yes to that fellow ? " " I had to, " explained the other. " He asked me if I could...
한국경제 | 1992.11.03 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 나체쇼
A comely Wac, walking alone an a dusty road, came upon a lake in a grove of green trees. Not a soul was in sight. She took off all her clothes, and had a fine swim and sun bath in the altogether. Suddenly she saw an officer heading in her directi...
한국경제 | 1992.11.02 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `기 지'
A resourceful missionary fell into the hands a band of cannibals. "Going to eat me I guess," said the missionary. "You wouldn''t like me." He took out his pocket-knife, sliced a piece from the calf of his leg, and handed it to the chief. "Try it...
한국경제 | 1992.10.31 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 수수께끼
"Can you name an animal that has eyes and cannot see, legs and can not walk but can jump as high as the Empire State Building?" asked someone. Every racked his brains, but in vain. "The answer is a wooden horse." "Yes, But how does it jump as hi...
한국경제 | 1992.10.30 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > ` 셜록 홈즈 '
In the locker room of a coutry club one day Waston found a nude man who was completely dingy except for his male organ that was white. He turned to Sherlock Holmes and said: "Tell me who that man is." "It''s obvious," said Holmes" he''s a coal mi...
한국경제 | 1992.10.28 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `마 라 톤'
> 마 라 톤 br /> The bride drove off with her new husband to a secluded spot at the a lakeshore for a one-week honeymoon. When they returned, she immediately phoned her mother as soon as her husband had stepped out of their apartment. "Mamma," aske...
한국경제 | 1992.10.27 00:00