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[한국경제] 뉴스 121-130 / 334건

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    [비즈니스 유머] 80대 술꾼 - Octogenarian Boozer

    ...d man went to his doctor for a regular checkup, and during the course of the examination the doctor noticed that the elderly patient’s hands fluttered and quivered like leaves duing a windstorm. “You must do a great deal of drinking,” observed the ...

    한국경제 | 2014.06.08 20:45

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    [비즈니스 유머] 노인과 젊은 신부-An Old Man's Young Wife

    A 70-year-old patient explained his predicament to the doctor. He had recently married a gorgeous girl in her 20s, but unfortunately, every night at bedtime when he and the lovely bride were ready and willing, he would fall asleep. The doctor scribed out ...

    한국경제 | 2014.06.06 21:03

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    [비즈니스 유머] 정신과 전문의 - Psychiatrist

    ... US psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other. “Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He firmly believed that a rich uncle in South America was ...

    한국경제 | 2014.06.05 20:47

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    [비즈니스 유머] 돈 밝히는 의사 - Money-conscious Physician

    ... shoemaker to a doctor who thought more of his fees than of his patients. “What if I don’t cure her?” asked the doctor. ... her, I’ll pay you.” The treatment started, but the patient died within a few days. Shortly after, the doctor demanded his ...

    한국경제 | 2014.05.22 20:53

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    [비즈니스 유머] 세 정신과 의사 - Three Psychiatrists

    ... out?” another suggests. So the first psychiatrist confesses, “I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients.” The second admits, “I have a drug problem and frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.” The third doctor ...

    한국경제 | 2014.04.23 20:47

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    일양약품 슈펙트, 국제논문 첫 등재…우수성 입증

    ... 'Haematologica' 인터넷판에는 슈펙트의 12개월 효능·효과에 대한 논문이 실렸다. 이 논문은 'Efficacy and safety of radotinib in chronic phase chronic myeloid leukemia patients with resistance or intolerance to BCR-ABL1 tyrosine kinase inhibitors'라는 제목으로 등재됐다. 이는 슈펙트의 임상2상 시험 결과에 관한 것으로, 슈펙트가 국제논문에 등재된 ...

    한국경제 | 2014.04.09 09:47 | 한민수

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    [비즈니스 유머] 90대 노인 - Nonagenarian

    ... and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, “I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?” The patient replies, “Well, give me the bad news first.” “You have cancer, and I estimate that you have about two years left,” the doctor says. ...

    한국경제 | 2014.03.10 20:45

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    [비즈니스 유머] 병원 요리사 - Hospital Cook

    ... outpatient surgery center, the anesthesiologist often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax. One day he thought ... a co-worker at the VA hospital where he had trained. When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, “So, tell me, is ...

    한국경제 | 2014.02.12 20:41

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    [비즈니스 유머] 과로 - Worn-out

    Finished with a number of unscheduled patients one morning, the doctor needed a break and took an early lunch. In the hospital ... placed his hands over his eyes and thought, “I'll scream if another patient shows up without an appointment.” Opening his eyes, he saw an ...

    한국경제 | 2014.01.15 20:42

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    [비즈니스 유머] 달라지는 세상 - Changing World

    A patient complained to the doctor that he was unable to sleep at night. The doctor told him to eat something before going to bed. “But,” protested the patient, “two months ago you told me not to eat anything before you go to bed.” “That was two months ...

    한국경제 | 2014.01.08 20:41