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[비즈니스 유머] 개종해야 할 환자

The orthopedist, examining the patient's painful knee, asked when it felt most uncomfortable. The man said that it was worst as he knelt to pray - as Episcopalians do - during church on Sunday. After his technician took X rays, the doctor came back with ...

한국경제 | 2012.05.13 00:00 | 이왈수

[톡톡 경제 English] 오바마, 세계은행 총재에 김용 지명

... physician and an anthropologist, he co-founded Partners in Health, and led a World Health Organization campaign to treat 3 million patients with HIV/AIDS. We pursue these efforts around the globe because it's the right thing to do, and also because healthy populations ...

한국경제 | 2012.04.01 00:00 | 공태윤

[비즈니스 유머] 보트 이름

As a speech pathologist, I often ask patients to tell me a personal story in order to get them to open up. Here's one man's tale: “My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway.” In the spirit of compromise, ...

한국경제 | 2012.02.12 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 환자 쫓아내기

The dentist is begging the patient, “Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?” “Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time.” “There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the ...

한국경제 | 2011.12.29 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 영웅적 행위

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Smith, your records and your heroic behavior ...

한국경제 | 2011.11.16 00:00 | 제작조판2

[비즈니스 유머] 의사 vs 환자

A grandmother telephoned a general hospital to speak to someone who can tell how a patient is doing. The operator said, "What's the name and room number?" "Vicky Finkel in room 302," the old woman said."Let me check," the operator said."Her records say ...

한국경제 | 2011.10.10 00:00 | 제작조판3

[비즈니스 유머] 전문가 vs 비전문가

... poor woman, called together his professional brethren, declaring himself unequal to the solution. He said that the sight of his patient was so perfectly restored that she could perform any thing which required particular accuracy of vision: but that when he presented ...

한국경제 | 2011.08.29 00:00 | 편집부18

[비즈니스 유머] 수의사

... was vaccinated by the veterinary surgeon said, "you did that so gently, I hardly felt it." "I have to be gentle," he said. "My patients can bite." 해외에 있는 미군기지에서 연례적인 예방접종이 실시됐다. 부대원 전원의 접종을 되도록 빨리 끝내기 위해 수의사까지 동원됐다. "와아,거의 느끼지 못할 정도로 살짝 놔 주시는군요. " 수의사로부터 주사를 맞은 한 ...

한국경제 | 2011.07.25 00:00 | 제작조판1

[시론] '의약품 갈등' 국민 선택권이 우선

... 장기적으로 볼 때 국민에게 자신의 결정에 책임지는 법을 배울 기회를 제공함으로써 합리적인 소비능력을 키울 수 있도록 하는 데 도움이 될 것이다. 선진국에서는 '환자 중심의 책임성 있고 조화로운 의료'를 향한 움직임,이른바 PAC(Patient-Centered,Accountability and coordinated) 운동이 활발하다. 소비자 주권이 크게 신장돼 있는 미국에서는 심지어 DIY(Do It Yourself) 건강개혁 운동까지 벌어지고 있다. 우리 국민들이 미래의 ...

한국경제 | 2011.07.01 00:00 | 홍성호

[비즈니스 유머] 오래된 질문

A second grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also." "...

한국경제 | 2011.06.17 00:00 | 제작조판1