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[비즈니스 유머] 횡재 - Windfall

... afraid the fact might excite and kill him. So they had their pastor come over and tell the old man the news. The pastor asked the patient what he would do if he won a million dollars. “I'd give you and the church half of it,” said the elderly man. At this, the pastor ...

한국경제 | 2012.07.10 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 건망증 환자 - Forgetful

... worried. So the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. “Well, to tell the truth, yes,” answered the patient. “I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm ...

한국경제 | 2012.07.09 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 정신과 의사

... don't we hear each other out right now?” They agree. The first man confesses, “I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I overbill patients as often as I can.” The second admits, “I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I often pressure my patients into buying illegal ...

한국경제 | 2012.06.14 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 고참과 젊은이

... noted with some resentment that his senior was quite fresh. “I don't understand,” he marveled, “how you can listen to complaining patients from morning till night, on a day like this, and still look so spry and unbothered when it's over.” The older doctor replied, “Who ...

한국경제 | 2012.06.06 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 오럴 섹스

Patient: “I have a rash on my penis. What will I do?” Doctor: “Take this medicine and see me in the morning.” Parient: “Doctor, it didn't work.” Doctor: “Here, try this cream and come back in the morning.” Patient: “Doctor, it didn't work, what will I ...

한국경제 | 2012.05.31 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 개종해야 할 환자

The orthopedist, examining the patient's painful knee, asked when it felt most uncomfortable. The man said that it was worst as he knelt to pray - as Episcopalians do - during church on Sunday. After his technician took X rays, the doctor came back with ...

한국경제 | 2012.05.13 00:00 | 이왈수

[톡톡 경제 English] 오바마, 세계은행 총재에 김용 지명

... physician and an anthropologist, he co-founded Partners in Health, and led a World Health Organization campaign to treat 3 million patients with HIV/AIDS. We pursue these efforts around the globe because it's the right thing to do, and also because healthy populations ...

한국경제 | 2012.04.01 00:00 | 공태윤

[비즈니스 유머] 보트 이름

As a speech pathologist, I often ask patients to tell me a personal story in order to get them to open up. Here's one man's tale: “My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway.” In the spirit of compromise, ...

한국경제 | 2012.02.12 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 환자 쫓아내기

The dentist is begging the patient, “Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?” “Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time.” “There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss the ...

한국경제 | 2011.12.29 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 영웅적 행위

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Smith, your records and your heroic behavior ...

한국경제 | 2011.11.16 00:00 | 제작조판2