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[해외유머] '유곽간판(?)'
Joe who had been on ship for three months could barely contain himself when he got to the local brothel. He was escorted to a room on the top floor, but he couldn''t wait for the whore to lie down. He came up behind her while she was standing. S...
한국경제 | 1998.06.11 00:00
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[해외유머] '재치있는 변론'
A 32-year-old woman was detained for shoplifting from a supermarket. If the items'' retail prices are added up, they come to $101.49, just over the $100 threshold for the felony charge, which can be punished by up to 10 years in prison. But the p...
한국경제 | 1998.06.10 00:00
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[해외신종사업] "5월엔 '꽃무늬 속옷'을 선물하세요"
... 최근 미국에서는 월별로 특이한 속옷 선물세트를 애인이나 친구에게 선물하는 일이 유행처럼 번지고있다. 이 사업으로 짭짤한 재미를 보고있는 업체는 아이오아주 페어필드에 본사를 두고있는 "펜티 오브 더 만스(Panty of the Month)사". 이 회사는 자기만의 특별한 선물로 애인의 마음을 사로 잡으려는 신세대의 심리를 속옷선물로 구체화함으로써 대성공을 거뒀다. 1월에는 재복과 건강, 행복을 기원하는 빨간 색 계통의 속옷세트를 준비했으며 크리스마스가 있는 ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '코끼리연구'
... assignment that was given to a multinational group of a dozen zoologists was to write on elephant. The job was to be done within a month. A few days later, a French scholar came up with his paper of twenty odd pages which was entitled ''Sex Life of Elephant.'' ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '상사와 부하'
Boss : "I told you to do this two months ago, and you tell me you forgot. What would you do if I forgot to pay you?" Employee : "I would remind you immediately. I wouldn''t wait tow months and then make a big stink." -----------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.03.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '83세의 정력'
... walked into the confessional. The priest blessed him, then says, "Tell me your sins." The old man says, "My wife passed away a month ago after 53 years of marriage. Coming back from the funeral, I met this young girl 22 years old and slept together." The priest ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.20 00:00
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[산업I면톱] 세계은행, 국내기업 직접 지원..3~4곳 우선선정
세계은행이 자금난을 겪고 있는 국내 개별기업에 대해 직접적인 자금지원에 나선다. 이와관련 빠르면 2주내에 3-4개 기업이 1차 지원대상기업으로 선정될 예정이다. 세계은행산하 국제금융공사(IFC)의 라비 부가 아시아1과장은 21일 신라호텔에서 열린세계은행과 경제인 오찬간담회에 참석, "경쟁력이나 경영및 재무상태등이 건전한데도 불구하고 유동성 부족때문에 어려움을 겪는 한국기업들을 선정, 직접 도와주는 프로그램을 마련중"이라며 "IFC...
한국경제 | 1998.01.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '소년의 기도'
... bed, rubbing herself all over as she moaned, "I need a man, I need a man." The scene was repeated several times over the next month. One night, Joey got up to use the bathroom. As he passed his mother''s room, he saw a guy on the top of her. Immediately, Joey ...
한국경제 | 1997.12.27 00:00
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[해외유머] '판매원과 경찰관'
A salesman was dismissed because of a lack of courtesy to customers. A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform. "I see you''ve joined the force, Jones," said the sales manager. "Yes," replied Jones. "This is the ...
한국경제 | 1997.12.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '젖먹이 시절'
The psychiatrist has just completed a lengthy session with his middle-aged chlient during which he had taken her all the way back to her infancy, and now she was anxious to hear what had happened. "Oh'' doctor," she gushed, "when yo took me back t...
한국경제 | 1997.10.30 00:00