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    • [해외유머] '구두쇠 환자 <하>'

      Months later the doctor met his formet patient. "How do feel?" he asked. "Wonderful, doctor, never better." "I''ve been meaning to speak to you," said the doctor, "about that money for the new hospital." "What are you talking about?" said the pa...

      한국경제 | 1997.02.05 00:00

    • [해외유머] '물물교환'

      Having leased an apartment to an attractive lady, the landlord appeared promptly on the first of the month and rapped sharply on the door. "Who is ti?" a female voice asked. "It''s the landlord," he shouted. "I''ve come to collect the rent." "Could ...

      한국경제 | 1996.12.20 00:00

    • [해외유머] '할머니의 눈병 <하>'

      ... every time he went to her house he used to take home something that belonged to her without her knowledge. Thus in about a month her eyes were completely cured, and so he asked her for the cost of medicine. But the domand was refused, for she said it proved ...

      한국경제 | 1996.12.18 00:00

    • [해외유머] '임신 18개월'

      After eighteen months at sea, a sailor received a message from his wife, telling him she had just had a baby. As the proud man handed out cigars to his buddies, one mate asked as tactfully as possible. "Didn''t she have a rather long pregnancy?" ...

      한국경제 | 1996.08.17 00:00

    • [해외유머] '복지사회'

      The welfare records showed that Mrs. Regan had been deserted ten years ago by her husband. Yet she had a large assortment of little six months up to kids in their early teens. "How come, Mrs. Regan," asked the puzzled worker, "you have so many s...

      한국경제 | 1996.08.08 00:00

    • [해외유머] '월 2회'

      ... you." "What do I need you for?" he shoot back. She countered with, "I just want to see how you are going to live with $20 a month." pass up : (미국 속어) (기회)를 놓치다 shoot back : 응사하다, 응수하다 counter : 반격하다 ------------------------------------------------------...

      한국경제 | 1996.06.28 00:00

    • [증시를 움직이는 세계의 큰손] (11) 헤지펀드 <중>

      ... 매매차익을 얻는 레버리지 채권펀드등 헤지펀드의 성격은 천차만별이다. 헤지펀드의 분류방식은 운용대상, 투자전략등에 따라 매우 다양하다. 그중 가장 일반적으로 쓰이는 분류는 미관리선물정보지(MAR)의 9분류와 Hennessee''s Monthly Hedge Fund Review의 12분류등을 들수 있다. 지난 94년 4월 미국중앙은행은 헤지펀드에 대한 보고서를 의회에 제출한 적이 있다. 중앙은행의 헤지펀드에 대한 견해는 대단히 긍정적이었다. "헤지펀드가 금융시장에 미치는 ...

      한국경제 | 1996.05.14 00:00

    • [해외유머] '소매치기'

      The judge was dining with the criminal psychologist. "It''s rather odd," said the judge, "but I haven''t had a pickpocket brought to the courtroom in months." "There''s really nothing odd about it," explained the psy-chologist. "Their season does...

      한국경제 | 1996.05.03 00:00

    • [해외유머] 'PR'

      ... said the boss, "I want you to prepare a saatement for the press ann-ouncing that beginning this company will pay a pension of $500 a month to all employees who have been with us 20 years or longer." "But, Mr. Watt, this company has been in business for less than six months!" ...

      한국경제 | 1996.03.14 00:00

    • [해외유머] '휴가 공포증'

      A man was offered three months paid vacation by his boss. He turned it down. When asked why, he replied : "For two reasons, First, it I''m gone that long, the company might suffer. Ane second, it might not." paid vacation : 유급휴가 turn down : 거절하...

      한국경제 | 1996.02.05 00:00